Handmade Portable Event Bars Built to Order by Local Craftsmen

White Glove Delivery, Straight to Your Doorstep

Your bar is never shipped by FedEx or UPS — big carriers don't know how to handle a handmade collapsible bar, so we never hand yours to one. The craftsman who built your bar personally delivers it, drops it off where you need it, and sets it up in your space. You see it and approve it before you sign anything.

Watch It Break Down

Watch a full bar come apart: the countertop lifts off, the shelf slides out, and both side panels lift straight off their hinges — no tools needed. It packs flat for transport and storage, then sets back up at the next event.

  • Collapsible bar set up and serving at an outdoor farmers market

    Set up and serving at the market

  • Collapsible bar broken down into flat panels leaning against a wall

    Broken down flat, ready for the next one

Our collapsible bar assembles without tools and breaks down into flat pieces that lean in a garage or slide into a closet — full-service at the party, out of the way after.

5-foot black collapsible portable event bar, front view — packs flat, no-tools setup

Pickup & Delivery

We offer free local pickup for all items, or we can deliver your handcrafted piece right to your door. Home delivery is priced by distance from your local builder: $75 within 40 miles, $150 to 80 miles, $250 to 130 miles, and $395 to 200 miles.  See Delivery Locations above for more details. 

Contact Us
  • Hand delivery & local pickup

    Hand delivery & local pickup

    Available for all local orders. Get your handcrafted items delivered with care.

  • Fully insured contractors

    Agreement & insurance, verified first

    Every builder signs our craftsman agreement, and insurance and background check are verified before their first build.

  • Background verified

    Checked before the first build

    Insurance and a background check are verified for every builder before their first build — never assumed, always confirmed first.

Local Craftsmen. One Nationwide Network.

Keep it local: Discover and support talented woodworkers in your backyard.

The Wobbly Carpenter is building a nationwide network of independent woodworkers who build our products locally for customers in their communities.

We're currently expanding into new markets across the country.  As our network grows, more customers will be able to order a handcrafted Wobbly Carpenter product and have it built and delivered locally. 

  • HOW IT WORKS

    1. Choose your item

    2. Enter your address

    3. We connect your order with a participating craftsman

    4. Your item is built locally

    5. Local delivery/pickup

  • CURRENTLY EXPANDING

    We're actively recruiting skilled woodworkers/craftsman in new markets across the country. 

  • BECOME A CRAFTSMAN

    Sign up using our craftsman sign up form.

    Craftsman Sign Up 

FAQ

How are the bars delivered and assembled?

Each bar is handcrafted by our local independent contractors and delivered directly to you. They arrive fully assembled or with minimal, easy to follow assembly required, depending on the model.

What is the typical lead time?

Since each bar is custom-made to order, our standard lead time is one to two weeks from the date of purchase.

Do you offer warranty?

Yes, we include 30 day-warranty covering any defects in materials or workmanship. This warranty does not cover damages resulting from misuse, accidents, or personal dissatisfaction.

Do you accept custom orders?

Yes — we do accept custom orders. Tell us what you want built on our Custom Orders page and we'll match your project with a local craftsman from our network. Our mobile bars themselves are built to standard, pre-designed specifications, with set color options — white, black, or unpainted — so you can purchase quickly and we can get started right away without delays.